10

You wore your choir robe at home.

9

You alerted the prayer chain the night
Judy Garland died.

8

Your Vacation Bible School crafts included popsicle-stick purse and matching shoes.

7

You thought the Kingdom of Heaven
was a Disney property.

6

"The only one who could ever please you...
He was the son of a preacher man."

5

A lesbian chose as Confirmation hymn... 
"If I Had A Hammer."

4

You thought the church bus needed throw pillows.

3

You gazed longingly at Youth Minister
when singing "He's Everything To Me."

2

You felt strangely drawn to the loincloth-clad picture of John The Baptist.

1

Two words... Summer Camp.